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Post by starbright9 on Jan 23, 2007 11:50:48 GMT -5
I know, I know! Glad you can come on Ginny! Yeah, I can't think of what to say! Yeah, anyone got any ideas?
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Post by stargazer on Jan 24, 2007 21:59:36 GMT -5
OOooooo I know
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
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Post by Gifted on Jan 25, 2007 0:28:23 GMT -5
Um...
How about funny things our class mates have said? I think I already told you Rach about this, but I still wanna write them.
On the last day before winter Vacation, more than half of the students in my English class were gone for this Winter assembly (I was singing in it before, but that was only for 2nd and 3rd period). One girl insisted that we all hide under the tables and wait for our teacher (I'll call him Mr. T for safety reasons). So we did and when he came in, he all came out and shouted "SURPRISE!" He was so surprised! I think when he saw no one there that he had a free period or something.
After everyone settled down, it was either work or reading World of the Wars, but everyone was too busy forcing on the same who who suddenly said, "Oo! I have something to show you Mr. T!" She dug out a big red clown nose and put it on and it started to blink! Along with her antler hat she said, "Look! I'm Ruldoffa! Ruldoph's girlfriend! Look what I can do with my nose!" She then made her nose wiggle up and down.
Later, outside there was a machine outside our window fixing the sewers, she shouted, "It's a poop sucking machine! And it has a T.V!"
"I think you misunderstood me yesterday," Mr. T told her, "I said switch it to decaf."
"Huh?" was the only response.
Let's just say we didn't get any work done. It was quite funny (I can't remember everything that happened).
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Post by starbright9 on Jan 25, 2007 11:56:55 GMT -5
I'm laughing! Normally I'm the one who says things my friends think are hilarious. For example "brew", what is so funny about that? I can't think of anything else I've said at the moment which my friends think is funny.
Ooohhhh, I know! I will tell you a joke my friend told me today!
What did the nun say as she crossed the zebra crossing?
"Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't."
What'd ya think? Said friend made that one up which in my opinion is one of his better one.
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Post by Gifted on Jan 25, 2007 17:38:57 GMT -5
That was a good one!
Where another short memory. One guy in my Health class last year randomly said, "I like pie." Another one said, "Sir, you are a true American."
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Post by stargazer on Jan 27, 2007 17:38:50 GMT -5
Let me guess Hall, or was that mat! Or both.
Jens told me about this one.
So we were talking about video games, in english, and the other periods as well, so, Mrs. M (for safety measures) said all this scientific can come true. So someone asked Starwars too? Mrs. M said, "could be."
This boy asked, "Even startours?"
Mrs. M said, "Even Startours. It could be possible"
Here is another one.
My teacher, for safe it's just Mr. H said "flip to 294, in your algebra book" several times, and this girl still asked "What page?" after he just said again.
Here is another one
My teacher Mr. G for safety, said, "Foot does not exist in my class, please don't use it. It's bad and destories the world. Instead we use meters."
A random boy shouted, "Foot!"
Mr. G, "how dare you say the f word."
A girl shouted out, "Ooooooooooooo mr. G cussed."
He said, "never mind."
The boy shouted, "foot"
Mr. g picked up the phone pretending he is talking to a parent.
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Post by Gifted on Jan 28, 2007 3:04:33 GMT -5
Um...Rach...We weren't talking about video games and you weren't even there! Plus, Ms. M never said that last part. She ignored it.
I can't remember which guy said "I like pies", but Alex S. was the one who said the last bit.
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Post by starbright9 on Jan 28, 2007 7:23:06 GMT -5
Hehehehehe, you guys seem to get confused quite often!
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Post by Gifted on Jan 28, 2007 12:59:56 GMT -5
I don't get why she put in first person! I'm sorry, but I feel it's weird when somebody takes your memories as your own.
Another Mr. T moment from my 8th period:
Mr. T: Is it just me or does everyone seem to be out of it today? It's not Monday or anything.
Girl: It's Picture Day for special groups like Chorus and such so we were all nervous and then when we were out there, it started to rain and every was freaking like poop-
(class laughs)
Mr.T: Did I hear that right? Freaking like poop? Does this class have strange fascination with poop?
Girl: Yes. What's so funny?
(more laughs)
Mr. T: How can poop be freaking? Yeah when I go today and my wife askes how my day went, I'll go "Freaking like poop!"!
Girl: Yeah!
(more laughs)
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Post by starbright9 on Jan 29, 2007 11:27:19 GMT -5
Ok, that's just strange (in my opinion).
The best thing like that I can think of at the moment is something that happened today. I will call them by miss w, AnEnglishRose (her name on ff.net) and mr g. There all friends of mine! So this is what happened...
Miss W: *eats yoghurt* Mmmm, it tastes like cherries.
Mr G: Yes Miss W, cherry yoghurt.
Miss W and AnEnglishRose: Black cherry.
This was hilarious at the time! And yet again some of my friends said exactly the same thing at the same time without meaning to! This keeps happening at the moment!
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Post by stargazer on Jan 30, 2007 4:46:39 GMT -5
hahahahahahahaha!
Oh, here is one, it's at lunch with me Gifted, and Previously known as Eternal Dark dragon, but left fanfiction, so I have her account, but I will call her dragon,
I don't remember the exact words, but something like this
Gifted: don't you have a Grapefruit tree, rachel?
Me: yeah.
Dragon: are they good? I want some!
me: um, they aren't good, and they don't really have any taste.
Dragon: yeah, well, sugar should do!
Me: Okay, um, are you crazy? Sugar? hahahahahahahahaha! Sugar? hahahahahahaha! okay then I will bring the grapefruit, you bring the sugar, and you will eat it like that. See how much you like sugar with tasteless Grapefruit.
Dragon: (changes subject)
Here is another just before this one with the same people
Dragon: Oh, I have a lemon and an orange tree.
Me: you do? You never told me!
Gifted: yeah, really we are just going to randomly shout out, "Hello, I have an Orange tree and a lemon tree!" What? Are you a farmer?
me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! O-o-o-o-oOkay. (Os represent me gasping)
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Post by starbright9 on Jan 30, 2007 11:54:12 GMT -5
That's funny! The only thing I want to know is, why were you talking about fruit trees? Also, on the topic of fruit trees, I have an apple tree!
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Post by stargazer on Feb 5, 2007 23:03:09 GMT -5
I forgot why. Do you remember, jjenna?
Cool! Are they any good?
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Post by starbright9 on Feb 6, 2007 10:50:41 GMT -5
Yeah, they are. There cooking apples so in the autumn (fall) we have lots of apple crumble! Unfortunatly the tree is rather old and getting a bit worse for wear.
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Post by Gifted on Feb 6, 2007 20:05:56 GMT -5
We first started talking about it because EternalDarkDragon wanted your tangerine. Rach said sure and asked our other friend and I if we wanted a piece. I declined having an experince with her tangerines being too sour for my liking and I said this. That where we started. I think I or our other friend asked if moongazer grew them. BTW, I didn't ask if you had a grapefruit tree Rach, that was EternalDarkDragon. Also, it wasn't her trees that made you ask the question, it was when I commented that I used to have a plum tree. You have a bad memory don't you? I also said, "Hi, my name is Jenna and I used to have a plum tree. What fruits do you grow? What are you? A farmer?"
Here's another moment from English:
Mr. T had just did a vampire accent and someone asked why he did that.
Mr. T: I don't really know. I was just thinking about the Count on Sesame Street. Anyone remember him? They called him the Count because he talked like a vampire and taught you how to count "One peanut butter sandwhich".
Later...
Mr. T: Okay, watch out. I'm turning on the lights. Has anyone ever gotten up one-thirty in the morning to get a midnight snack? So you're rummaging in the refrigator and then your mom comes in and flips on the lights. (vampire accent) Oh no! The light! One crazy mother!
He then thought about what he said and bursted out laughing along with the class. You may not get the "one crazy mother" joke the first time around.
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